I got a chicken I choked a few times.
I could go a round, maybe two with a beaver, possibly more in my prime but I ain't what I used to be.
At best that would be a draw.

Them chimps bite your hands off and then go for your eyes. They don't fight fair.
They was an ol girl out in Cali that had one turn on her. She had to get a face transplant I think.


Don't let life get in the way of living