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by Turkeyneck78 - 05/13/25 05:16 PM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,815 Likes: 1
Doing the best I can.
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Doing the best I can.
Joined: Sep 2003
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I build and sell hydraulic hoses so I keep a 2 foot piece of 2 wire, 3/8 hose in my Suburban. It’s my “salesman sample”. You know, because I sell the stuff. On this particular piece I inserted the end of it into a 6” piece of 3/4, 2 wire and crimped them together using a stainless ferrule. It’s amazing. If you’ve ever messed with hydraulic hoses, you understand.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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10 point
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10 point
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Depends,Is the other guy name Willie Mcoy? Goes by Slim?
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8 point
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8 point
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After being painfully reminded this morning, I would like to have a button off the top of a baseball cap. It will dang near incapacitate a person if you can hit it right on top of their head.
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Booner
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Booner
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Some of the worst pain in my life was a saw briar to the nose back when We ran dogs and I was the driver…
Make your eyes water 😜
Everything woke turns to shucks
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8 point
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8 point
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After being painfully reminded this morning, I would like to have a button off the top of a baseball cap. It will dang near incapacitate a person if you can hit it right on top of their head. Take a ball cap with the plastic adjustment strap in the back, hook that strap under the nose and pull the hat up onto the forehead. You can bring the baddest man to the ground with that.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Glock 40. I had a fella wanted to whip my ass a few years ago. I told him I had three brothers I'd fight if I wanted to fight. The rest of you sons of bitches are serious social work. I have a Glock 40 for that so come on...... They should always remember, a young man will hurt you but an old man will kill you. I'm at the old man stage too. You want to fight me just know I'm not fighting fair.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Booner
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^^^^
Use to fight in high school occasionally - try to avoid as much as possible now. Fight at our age and u May hav one go to the hospital - try to walk away - not worth it
But if I had to fight - want to make sure I win
Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
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Booner
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Booner
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I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. The one on my truck just unscrews...... Yep, let ‘em feel like they got you pinned against the truck. One hand in the air as a distraction, one behind the back unscrewing the antenna. One “is that the cops?” to turn em, and come out swattin. Done deal. I don't know how true it is, but my FIL says he whooped a dude with an antenna in his youth. He was a regular in the weekend bar parking lot brawl. He'd get jacked up on malt liquor and Ric Flair. Anyways, he said he just remembered landing up against the car and the antenna popped off in his hands. Said he tried to hammerfist him in the eye with the big end and when his opponent turned around clutching his face, then, and I quote " everytime I whooped him in the back with that radio air-ruh, blood come out" Said it took all the fight out of ol boy and had him howling. I bet its mostly true. However, I suspect he grabbed the antenna before the fight even started.
"A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers"
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12 point
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12 point
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I been on the receiving end of a bat to the face. I'll take the bat. Share with us the circumstances, before & after. It was an accident by my cousin (or he said it was). We were in close quarters hitting basket balls with our baseball bats. Took it straight to the forehead and all I remember is seeing stars. Just being dumb kids. I keep my distance now from anyone one holding a bat.
Last edited by 280Rem.; 10/17/22 10:19 AM.
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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I could'a used that truck antenna Sat morning....had some inbred dirtneck woman in Brookwood threaten to whoop my ass at a youth football game. I'm pretty sure she meant it too. She looked like an extra from the "Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia"
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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14 point
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14 point
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I Always carry but I also train for this regularly.
"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."
-Dr. Craig Harper
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Booner
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Booner
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I Always carry but I also train for this regularly. 🤣
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Booner
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Booner
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I Always carry but I also train for this regularly. 🤣 fer wut? The Aldeer special Olympics fencing competition? 
Last edited by goodman_hunter; 10/18/22 11:43 AM.
"A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers"
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14 point
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14 point
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"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."
-Dr. Craig Harper
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Glock 40. I had a fella wanted to whip my ass a few years ago. I told him I had three brothers I'd fight if I wanted to fight. The rest of you sons of bitches are serious social work. I have a Glock 40 for that so come on...... They should always remember, a young man will hurt you but an old man will kill you. I'm at the old man stage too. You want to fight me just know I'm not fighting fair. That's right. I ain't much if a fighter but ANY part of them body is fair game when you're an old fart like me. Not getting into a fist fight, we're gonna brawl if that's what you want to do.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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