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if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna. Just for old times sake, do you still have that GIF of the boy cocking back a flip flop and smacking that guy?? lol
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if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna. Just for old times sake, do you still have that GIF of the boy cocking back a flip flop and smacking that guy?? lol No. But its gonna be like this https://youtu.be/wzqXggZU3eEmixed with this https://www.facebook.com/EIBWT/videos/bitch-slap/453971305269988/with a state issued bob barker shower slide
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"A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers"
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never without my sidearm😜
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I didn't, but one night they showed up in my hood. They jumped out with antennas and started prancing around like fags. We picked up our bats and rushed them. They were trained not to go for the face, which was the only advantage they had. One of them even cried for the ref after loosing both knees lol.
We all had a few welts the next day, but nothing serious.
I don’t know it for a fact but I feel pretty confident that if I catch somebody solid across the neck or head with that antenna then its gonna be cutting some lights out…..As a matter of fact somebody probably orta film it so it can be watched back in slow mow…..Its just gonna look like a blur in real time
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. It's been 52 years since I was in a fight. I somehow missed out on the entire era of a an antenna being considered a weapon. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I started reading this thread while eating lunch and then kept on til the end. It's definitely got me questioning the quality of my life that I have spent this much time reading such a discussion. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat.
All the labor of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.
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No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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I been on the receiving end of a bat to the face. I'll take the bat.
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. It's been 52 years since I was in a fight. I somehow missed out on the entire era of a an antenna being considered a weapon. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I started reading this thread while eating lunch and then kept on til the end. It's definitely got me questioning the quality of my life that I have spent this much time reading such a discussion. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat. Boredom has sucked you into this train wreck Mr. Steve 😂
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I been on the receiving end of a bat to the face. I'll take the bat. Share with us the circumstances, before & after.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
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My bolder brother hit me in the back with a bat when I was about 12. I coughed up blood over that deal. My two brothers and I were rough. Kids nowadays wouldn’t have a clue about that kind of stuff.
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I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. The one on my truck just unscrews......
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My bolder brother hit me in the back with a bat when I was about 12. I coughed up blood over that deal. My two brothers and I were rough. Kids nowadays wouldn’t have a clue about that kind of stuff.
My little brother threw a bat and hit me in the ribs, and it put me on the ground gasping for air. He also cracked my head open throwing a small rock, I chased him down and whooped him right in front of momma with blood gushing out of my head. I can't imagine what she was thinking is wrong with her boys. I used to whoop his azz, but he got me good a few times throwing things lol. We both make sure to be good loving sons today, our mom deserves it after all the chit we put her through.
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That's a great idea! Aldeer brawl, bring your melee weapon of choice. We'll do it on Feb 11, so nobody gets injured during deer season. That will also give me time to get really strung out on crack.
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A 3' piece of sturdy garden hose will do some damage too. This
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I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. The one on my truck just unscrews...... Yep, let ‘em feel like they got you pinned against the truck. One hand in the air as a distraction, one behind the back unscrewing the antenna. One “is that the cops?” to turn em, and come out swattin. Done deal.
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat. When I was a little kid, 4 maybe, I went fishing with my dad and uncle one night. I caught an eel and it scared me to death, thought it was a snake! It had swallowed the hook. My dad broke a very small switch, held the eel up by the fishing line and switched it a few times and killed it. It’s also easier to kill a snake with a switch than it is with a large stick. I’ve killed a bunch of them with a switch, even killed a copperhead with a piece of sereca lesepdeza.
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Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat. When I was a little kid, 4 maybe, I went fishing with my dad and uncle one night. I caught an eel and it scared me to death, thought it was a snake! It had swallowed the hook. My dad broke a very small switch, held the eel up by the fishing line and switched it a few times and killed it. It’s also easier to kill a snake with a switch than it is with a large stick. I’ve killed a bunch of them with a switch, even killed a copperhead with a piece of sereca lesepdeza. I feel honored to be among those in here that can ID Lespedeza and know it’s benefits to wildlife. I expect a switch from a mature plant would hurt. I’d hate to have an old granny switch me with it if I was a kid.
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Glock 40. I had a fella wanted to whip my ass a few years ago. I told him I had three brothers I'd fight if I wanted to fight. The rest of you sons of bitches are serious social work. I have a Glock 40 for that so come on......
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
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muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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