if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna.
Just for old times sake, do you still have that GIF of the boy cocking back a flip flop and smacking that guy?? lol