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That's one of the first things you learn in martial arts or hand to hand combat training is how to take a bat away from someone. Thats a solid point which is why I say avoiding the fight all together is the best option. But the fake situation given to us says 2 cracked out schizophrenics. Most of them feel no pain and have super strength but they're not necessarily taking hand to hand combat/martial arts classes. Im taking my chances with the bat 1 solid hit with the bat is causing more damage than 1 hit with the antenna. If the Cracked out schizos are proficient in hand to hand combat/martial arts you are probably screwed either way. A good run is better than a bad stand any day.
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Thats a solid point which is why I say avoiding the fight all together is the best option. But the fake situation given to us says 2 cracked out schizophrenics. Most of them feel no pain and have super strength but they're not necessarily taking hand to hand combat/martial arts classes. Im taking my chances with the bat 1 solid hit with the bat is causing more damage than 1 hit with the antenna. If the Cracked out schizos are proficient in hand to hand combat/martial arts you are probably screwed either way.
So basically, we're in a zombie apocalypse scenario is what you're saying??? 
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Thats a solid point which is why I say avoiding the fight all together is the best option. But the fake situation given to us says 2 cracked out schizophrenics. Most of them feel no pain and have super strength but they're not necessarily taking hand to hand combat/martial arts classes. Im taking my chances with the bat 1 solid hit with the bat is causing more damage than 1 hit with the antenna. If the Cracked out schizos are proficient in hand to hand combat/martial arts you are probably screwed either way.
So basically, we're in a zombie apocalypse scenario is what you're saying??? I think I’d rather face a zombie than a cracked out schizo. I think the zombie would be more predictable!
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I've been hit in the side with a louisville Slugger , it don't feel good..... got the breath knocked out of me and was hurtin somethin awful... I was hit so hard a doctor when looking at the xrays said my right kidney was out of place but he didn't recommend any thing should be done at the moment ..
Give me the bat....
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Some of y'all apparently haven't been in many fights.
Pro Tip - when you swing make a fist and try to hold your wrist straight.
And drive from the back foot.
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That's one of the first things you learn in martial arts or hand to hand combat training is how to take a bat away from someone. Thats a solid point which is why I say avoiding the fight all together is the best option. But the fake situation given to us says 2 cracked out schizophrenics. Most of them feel no pain and have super strength but they're not necessarily taking hand to hand combat/martial arts classes. Im taking my chances with the bat 1 solid hit with the bat is causing more damage than 1 hit with the antenna. If the Cracked out schizos are proficient in hand to hand combat/martial arts you are probably screwed either way. A good run is better than a bad stand any day. "Back in my neighborhood, you had to either learn how to fight or how to run cool. 'There goes Richard, yeah... He runnin' but he cool.'" - Richard Pryor
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Guess a bunch of y’all have never killed an eel or a snake with a switch?
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Some of y'all apparently haven't been in many fights.
Pro Tip - when you swing make a fist and try to hold your wrist straight.
And drive from the back foot. Be sure to tuck your thumb in so it doesn't snag on anything. ![[Linked Image]](https://tipsandcrafts.fw.cdnpull.com/inline_resized_1024_594c33fcb48f0_209808.jpg)
Don't let life get in the way of living
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Two crackheads with some romex? Ball bat to the knees then to the noggin. Then I’m taking that romex….
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Some of y'all apparently haven't been in many fights.
Pro Tip - when you swing make a fist and try to hold your wrist straight.
And drive from the back foot. Be sure to tuck your thumb in so it doesn't snag on anything. I see we are going to have to have some lessons before the ALDEER fight club starts or we'll have a lot of broken thumbs.
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Ya'll can have the slow swinging bat, and the antenna. Iffen I don't have lead to sling, I'm swinging a sledgehammer handle. No hammer, just the handle. If there's a seven iron handy I may choose that instead. I watched a 16 or 17 yo boy chase 3 grown men around their own car and down the road with a golf club one night after the men had threatened to beat his azz. They missed their opportunity. LOL.
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I've had my head cracked open, black eyes, broken noses, broken fingers, and some serious road rash on my knees and elbows. None of it ever phased me in a fight. I don't feel pain when my adrenaline is rushing. I'm no badazz, this is common.
I've also been knocked out, and that was the end of me fighting for the day.
Whipping me with an antenna would just make me show no mercy when I do get a hold of you. Me too. Remember I grew up in Walker County in the 90s.
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There’s another benefit to the antenna not afforded the bat. The base of a snatched off antenna become a puncture weapon at close range. It isn’t as good as a knife but with a slight grip change it can be used to attack the neck or other vulnerable spots as made available.
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Some of y'all apparently haven't been in many fights.
Pro Tip - when you swing make a fist and try to hold your wrist straight.
And drive from the back foot. Be sure to tuck your thumb in so it doesn't snag on anything. I see we are going to have to have some lessons before the ALDEER fight club starts or we'll have a lot of broken thumbs. I think an Aldeer brawl is in order, bats vs antennas. I have a feeling team antenna will get all get sick at the last moment lol. Fists are better than a antenna, you can knock someone out with those. If you hold them as shown above, begging for mercy is your best bet.
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The GMC antenna have that little 00-sized ball at the end of them. Never underestimate your foe Mr. Red.
Last edited by whack-n-stack; 10/13/22 06:46 PM.
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I think an Aldeer brawl is in order, bats vs antennas. I have a feeling team antenna will get all get sick at the last moment lol. All I know is…… you better make that first swing count with your bat…….I still think I can have that antenna touching the side of somebody’s neck or face long before that bat it even makes it half way around…..You better not have a big looping swing with it or you aint even gonna see the antenna coming the speed of it will be so fast. You might just hear it cutting wind is all...
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The GMC antenna have that little 00-sized ball at the end of them. Never underestimate your foe Mr. Red. I'm showing up to the brawl on crack, to keep with the OP's scenario. You won't stop me without breaking bones lol.
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If an antenna wasn’t readily available I would not use my fist. I would attack the catalytic converter wielding fella’s toe, then grab the Romex from the other one and start up the helicopter move with it.
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Walkin Tall would never have kicked-ass and taken names with a whimpie antenna….
If at first you dont succeed, You may not want to try parachuting
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Walkin Tall would never have kicked-ass and taken names with a whimpie antenna….
Walkin Tall never saw the value of poking a fella in the eye with a truck antenna either.
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