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by Turkeyneck78 - 05/13/25 05:16 PM
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Old Mossy Horns
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Wouldn’t wanna get hit with either but if I had to choose one to be hit with it’d be antenna
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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Booner
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Wasp spray and boat paddle for the win.
I’d take the bat in your scenario.
Everything woke turns to shucks
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Dances With Weeds
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The bat is slow........I bet I could hit you 5 times with that antenna by the time you draw that bat back time to swing it one time.
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You hit someone in the ear (side of head) with an antenna and I’m pretty sure they will second guess their intentions.
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14 point
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Some of y'all apparently haven't been in many fights.
Pro Tip - when you swing make a fist and try to hold your wrist straight.
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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I'm too old for fighting.
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Freak of Nature
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I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Dances With Weeds
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Some of y'all apparently haven't been in many fights.
Pro Tip - when you swing make a fist and try to hold your wrist straight.
I've never been in too many but I have actually been in one where a guy came at me with a baseball bat.......He came at me with his hands about 2 ft behind his back getting ready to swing for the fences and I took it from him without ever being hit
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Shower slide to the noggin. Whip the whiskers off your opponent.
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Shower slide to the noggin. Whip the whiskers off your opponent. hell yeah, then whip your pee pee out to establish dominance.
"A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers"
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
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Had to google romex. I'm not going to bat or antenna anyone,God gave us 9 millimeters and the skill to use them. Even crackhead respond to blood pressure loss and lotsa holes. I'm no Max Michel but I don't need to be.
Skinny is my EX.Alcohol was involved.
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I've had my head cracked open, black eyes, broken noses, broken fingers, and some serious road rash on my knees and elbows. None of it ever phased me in a fight. I don't feel pain when my adrenaline is rushing. I'm no badazz, this is common.
I've also been knocked out, and that was the end of me fighting for the day.
Whipping me with an antenna would just make me show no mercy when I do get a hold of you.
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I've had my head cracked open, black eyes, broken noses, broken fingers, and some serious road rash on my knees and elbows. None of it ever phased me in a fight. I don't feel pain when my adrenaline is rushing. I'm no badazz, this is common.
I've also been knocked out, and that was the end of me fighting for the day.
Whipping me with an antenna would just make me show no mercy when I do get a hold of you. Lol kinda what I was thinking…I had guy bite my thumbnail off then I ran my own head into a trailer door on accident that was open n it was all I could do to stand up, I puked for 2 hours after that and zero alcohol was involved n I didn’t feel a thing till the next day…
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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Freak of Nature
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The bat is slow........I bet I could hit you 5 times with that antenna by the time you draw that bat back time to swing it one time. Don't have to swing the bat to hit someone with it. Jab them in the throat with it and then you can swing away while they're gasping for air. Just sayin.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Bat's, knives, you pull one and you'd better be proficient and know how to use it, and if you dont, you'd better hope the person you're fighting with doesnt know how to either. Otherwise, youre subject to get cut with your own knife or beat down with your own bat. Just saying.
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That's one of the first things you learn in martial arts or hand to hand combat training is how to take a bat away from someone.
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That's one of the first things you learn in martial arts or hand to hand combat training is how to take a bat away from someone. Thats a solid point which is why I say avoiding the fight all together is the best option. But the fake situation given to us says 2 cracked out schizophrenics. Most of them feel no pain and have super strength but they're not necessarily taking hand to hand combat/martial arts classes. Im taking my chances with the bat 1 solid hit with the bat is causing more damage than 1 hit with the antenna. If the Cracked out schizos are proficient in hand to hand combat/martial arts you are probably screwed either way.
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Had my head split open by a beer bottle at a club in Decatur.
Buddy I was with was about to throw hands with another guy over a game of pool.
I stepped in between them trying to keep peace, and WACK!
Everything went black I fell to my knees while all hell was breaking around me.
Crawled over to a barstool as soon as I was able.
The bouncer said Dude your head is breading really bad.
My brother came and got us and took us to the hospital.
Buddy cut his had on someone's tooth, and we both ended up with stitches.
"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
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