Try to take booze into Dubai. Or a little bump of coke into England. Or spit chewing gum on the sidewalk in Singapore.

"It's just a little bottle of Jack Daniels."

"It's just a little bit for personal use."

"I didn't think about it, but it's just some Doublemint gum."


America has too many "It's just a little bit, no big deal" people.

"I wasn't really trespassing, I was just hiking through your back pasture."

"It's only one deer, no big deal."

"You don't even live here so why can't I fish in this pond that just sits here?"

"It's only a small dent in your quarter panel, no big deal."

"I don't mind if the police search my car, I don't have anything to hide. It's no big deal."

"I was only doing 33 in a 25-mph school zone, that's no big deal."

"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter

"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013

"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020