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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 81,845 Likes: 513
GUVNER
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GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
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Questions men want answers too.
Is it possible to get a woman to stop bitching?
Where is my pocket knife?
Why am I losing hair on my head but not on my balls?
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 5,760 Likes: 75
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 5,760 Likes: 75 |
NO
Where you last put it
As you get older, more people rub your head than your balls
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"
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Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 5,760 Likes: 75
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 5,760 Likes: 75 |
Why am I losing hair on my head but not on my balls?
You scratch your head wondering where you put your pocket knife.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,196 Likes: 14
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,196 Likes: 14 |
Will my wife turn out like her mom making it impossible to live with her?
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 37,396 Likes: 66
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 37,396 Likes: 66 |
Will my wife turn out like her mom making it impossible to live with her? yes
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Posts: 81,845 Likes: 513
GUVNER
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GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 81,845 Likes: 513 |
Will my wife turn out like her mom making it impossible to live with her? yes, that is how they plan things.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 14,858 Likes: 33
Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 14,738 Likes: 64
Pope of Aldeer and Expert
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 14,738 Likes: 64 |
Always have spare knives.
Support our country. Kill chickens.
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 17,204 Likes: 23
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 17,204 Likes: 23 |
Damn now where'd i put my knife at???
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Posts: 11,418
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Dec 2013
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Speaking of which, I lost my damn utility knife the other day dammit
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
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8 point
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8 point
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Marraige is not worth it.
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Posts: 10,379 Likes: 73
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 10,379 Likes: 73 |
Why am I losing hair on my head but not on my balls?
You scratch your head wondering where you put your pocket knife. LIPITOR!
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Posts: 10,379 Likes: 73
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 10,379 Likes: 73 |
Why do women want you to do the very thing you say you won't?
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Posts: 10,379 Likes: 73
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jul 2020
Posts: 10,379 Likes: 73 |
When did petite become short and fat?
When did average become fat?
Why do average and petite women like the beach so much?
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8 point
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8 point
Joined: Oct 2019
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Why do i never see mexican twins?
Why do i never see tv ads for a chinese resturant?
Why does the kids in my house need every light on and why do we have to leave it on after we leave the room?
Why have my arms got shorter the older i get making it harder to cut my toenails?
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Posts: 12,678 Likes: 116
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 12,678 Likes: 116 |
When the postman is a man we call him the mail man
When it’s a woman are we supposed to call her a femail man ?
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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GUVNER
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GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 81,845 Likes: 513 |
Why can't I bang Pamela Anderson and Demi Rose at the same time?
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jan 2012
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Will my wife turn out like her mom making it impossible to live with her? yes X3
"The Heavens declare the glory of God;and the firmament sheweth his handiwork" Pslam 19:1
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14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jan 2011
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Why can't I bang Pamela Anderson and Demi Rose at the same time? Cause you’d probably die of stroke in 11.3 seconds
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Why is my daughter half me but just like her momma....and the milk man
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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