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Good one...lol..you must be the only other sumbitch on here than can handle his alcohol...I guess the rest of these old farts are sleeping.
I'm actually at work.  FML
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My fantasy includes 2 goats,a case of beer,a can of wd-40,a pipe wrench,3-5 corn stalks and a bottle of metamucil....Long ways from men on my deck.
Damn thats kinky. Fo' Sho'
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so i've just pissed the ol' lady off, i'm probably divorced. ugh, Bitch*s!!!!!!
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so i've just pissed the ol' lady off, i'm probably divorced. ugh, Bitch*s!!!!!! Ok.. i take it back... FYL
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My fantasy includes 2 goats,a case of beer,a can of wd-40,a pipe wrench,3-5 corn stalks and a bottle of metamucil....Long ways from men on my deck.
Damn thats kinky. Fo' Sho' Good lord have mercy..A pipe wrench? really lol.. that's one demented fantasy!
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My fantasy includes 2 goats,a case of beer,a can of wd-40,a pipe wrench,3-5 corn stalks and a bottle of metamucil....Long ways from men on my deck.
Damn thats kinky. Fo' Sho' Good lord have mercy..A pipe wrench? really lol.. that's one demented fantasy! TC Hunters wife could be into this... I "hear" she's kinky 
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oh..she LOVESZZZ the pipe wrench.
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Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with all everyone who doesnt have it.
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Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with all everyone who doesnt have it. Tell that to 49er.
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Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with all everyone who doesnt have it. Tell that to 49er. Thats who it was directed toward. 
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"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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In Spanish: homo es sexual
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"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Because this is what im thinking about right now! and you think happiness is 30ft up a tree? You ever made love in a ladder stand? You should try it sometime! Safty Harness is very important though LOL!
Remember it not about the catch or the kill, it�s about the creation and GOD�s will........Blayne Moore
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In Spanish: homo es sexual Not like that.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Can I carry a pistol while bow hunting?
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.
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Because this is what im thinking about right now! and you think happiness is 30ft up a tree? You ever made love in a ladder stand? You should try it sometime! Safty Harness is very important though LOL! No wonder you can't kill a deer.Your to busy playing with yourself.
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Because this is what im thinking about right now! and you think happiness is 30ft up a tree? You ever made love in a ladder stand? You should try it sometime! Safty Harness is very important though LOL! No wonder you can't kill a deer.Your to busy playing with yourself. OUCH ! Well played sir! LMAO!
Remember it not about the catch or the kill, it�s about the creation and GOD�s will........Blayne Moore
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have you ever saw a little crow ....all the ones i have ever seen or saw were big They are blackbirds before they are crows.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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hayve you ever saw a little crow ....all the ones i have ever seen or saw were big They are blackbirds before they are crows. When their crows their still blackbirds.
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