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Originally Posted By: trox28

Good one...lol..you must be the only other sumbitch on here than can handle his alcohol...I guess the rest of these old farts are sleeping.


I'm actually at work. frown FML


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trox28 #361485 07/03/12 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: trox28

My fantasy includes 2 goats,a case of beer,a can of wd-40,a pipe wrench,3-5 corn stalks and a bottle of metamucil....Long ways from men on my deck.


Damn thats kinky. Fo' Sho'


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so i've just pissed the ol' lady off, i'm probably divorced. ugh, Bitch*s!!!!!!

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Originally Posted By: COLBIE
so i've just pissed the ol' lady off, i'm probably divorced. ugh, Bitch*s!!!!!!


Ok.. i take it back... FYL


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Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
Originally Posted By: trox28

My fantasy includes 2 goats,a case of beer,a can of wd-40,a pipe wrench,3-5 corn stalks and a bottle of metamucil....Long ways from men on my deck.


Damn thats kinky. Fo' Sho'


Good lord have mercy..A pipe wrench? really lol.. that's one demented fantasy!

COLBIE #361492 07/03/12 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted By: COLBIE
Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
Originally Posted By: trox28

My fantasy includes 2 goats,a case of beer,a can of wd-40,a pipe wrench,3-5 corn stalks and a bottle of metamucil....Long ways from men on my deck.


Damn thats kinky. Fo' Sho'


Good lord have mercy..A pipe wrench? really lol.. that's one demented fantasy!


TC Hunters wife could be into this... I "hear" she's kinky smile


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kodiak06 #361497 07/03/12 11:49 PM
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oh..she LOVESZZZ the pipe wrench.

trox28 #361499 07/03/12 11:51 PM
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Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with all everyone who doesnt have it.


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Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with all everyone who doesnt have it.


Tell that to 49er.

trox28 #361505 07/04/12 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with all everyone who doesnt have it.


Tell that to 49er.


Thats who it was directed toward. smile


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kodiak06 #361506 07/04/12 12:42 AM
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I hate women.


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Brent #361507 07/04/12 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By: Brent
I hate women.


In Spanish: homo es sexual


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Brent #361517 07/04/12 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By: Brent
I hate women.


I like them, alot.



"Why do you ask"?

Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.







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Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
Originally Posted By: 10gauge
Because this is what im thinking about right now!



and you think happiness is 30ft up a tree?



You ever made love in a ladder stand? You should try it sometime! Safty Harness is very important though LOL!


Remember it not about the catch or the kill, it�s about the creation and GOD�s will........Blayne Moore



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Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
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I hate women.


In Spanish: homo es sexual


Not like that.


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2Dogs #361545 07/04/12 07:56 AM
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Can I carry a pistol while bow hunting?


As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.
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Originally Posted By: 10gauge
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Originally Posted By: 10gauge
Because this is what im thinking about right now!



and you think happiness is 30ft up a tree?



You ever made love in a ladder stand? You should try it sometime! Safty Harness is very important though LOL!


No wonder you can't kill a deer.Your to busy playing with yourself.

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Originally Posted By: trox28
Originally Posted By: 10gauge
Originally Posted By: teamduckdown
Originally Posted By: 10gauge
Because this is what im thinking about right now!



and you think happiness is 30ft up a tree?



You ever made love in a ladder stand? You should try it sometime! Safty Harness is very important though LOL!


No wonder you can't kill a deer.Your to busy playing with yourself.



OUCH ! Well played sir! LMAO!


Remember it not about the catch or the kill, it�s about the creation and GOD�s will........Blayne Moore



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Originally Posted By: hopper35005
have you ever saw a little crow ....all the ones i have ever seen or saw were big


They are blackbirds before they are crows.


Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
YEKRUT #361574 07/04/12 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By: hopper35005
hayve you ever saw a little crow ....all the ones i have ever seen or saw were big


They are blackbirds before they are crows.


When their crows their still blackbirds.

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