There will be a "major disaster" mid to late summer dragging into fall to try to disrupt the R's retaking congressional majority (may be some super mega Covid Variant resistant to anything and everything except voting straight ticket for the D's).

There will be a big market correction

Auburn BB makes the final four

Joe Manchin will catch a Clinton-like Flu

Pelosi will finally get rid of the chlamydia (using Ivermectin, no less). Sadly, Mitch McConnell, who probably gave it to her, will still battle testicular pain and penile discharge for another year or so...