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I rarely watch them but I've noticed commercials with dogs licking people in their faces. I guess I'm the only one that has an aversion to something licking it's testicles and eating poop and then licking me in the face?

I’m with you, but we are the minority as the majority of the U.S. population now values pet life over human.

I had a crazy a$$ cousin that had a little poodle or some kind of little dog. She would put the dog on the table and let it eat out of the same plate she was eating from. Pure nasty.

Absolutely not. Dogs lick and put there noses everywhere. I will punt a dog for jumping up on me also

Nope!!!! I won’t allow it. I know ppl who let their dogs lick all over them. I know where my dogs tongue has been.

I dont want a dog licking me anywhere. They have a purpose but its not licking me.

I don't get the whole dog thing to begin with.

Yep and chicks posting pics all over social media with a dog licking their face, dogs on the couches and beds. Gross now I imagine you smell like dog breath and slobber.

Doggie Daycares are making real bank now. Dog parents can watch their pups as they frolic on the playground and swimming pool. Even watch them in timeout for bad behavior.

My dog licks people. She gets food at the table, but doesn’t eat off my plate until I’m finished eating what I want.
She sleeps in the bed with us too.
She goes to the store with us.

My dog doesn’t have balls and a pecker

At least there are a few sane people left.

My dog gets his nose slapped if he licks my hand. Which he really doesnt do.

Though one thing I cant get him to stop is deep diving his nose into younger female's crotches. It gets old. At least for me. Doesnt seem to get old for the dog.

think my kids are ugly enough to fit in?

My dog is staying the week with my mom. You just compiled a list of things I'll have to remind him he isnt allowed to do after I pick him up.

I’ve been telling my wife this for years. Her sister and BIL are big dog people and do the whole licking thing. I always tell her, no matter how cute the dog is, at the end of the day, it still licks it’s butt.

I can't stand a dog licking on me.

Another thing that furiates me is people that have dogs in their house that think they can bring them in someone else's home. If you want animals in your house that is your choice but its also other peoples choice if they dont allow them inside.

My avatar dog was the dog most of y’all wanted evidently. He didn’t lick anyone and if you talked baby talk to him he’d growl at you. If you petted him his tail quit wagging. He hated people but coexisted to hunt.

Pointed as good as any English Pointer and birdy as heck. Did all things a bird dog should, tell him to come around and he’d make a swing behind and pick it back up. Not much into duck hunting big water though. Actually had to teach him to swim when he was a pup.
He outhunted an18k trial dog in this day on wild birds.

Got to train them when they are young.

Does he floss also?

Critical thinking and common sense is lost. Do not kiss a animal on the mouth that sits around licking its ass and balls all day. Nope not me

This exactly 💯