1. To all the left lane campers: If you are in the left lane and you are not passing the person in the right lane, then get over there with them, and stay the hell out of the left lane.
2. To my brother Dean: Yes it is a "Hot Water Heater." Unless the water it is heating is at Absolute Zero, then technically it is a "Hot Water Heater."
3. To Mrs. Irish. I use maybe 10 pieces of toilet paper a day. You on the other hand use about 30 basketball sized poofs of the stuff. So why is it that I am always the one changing out the roll?
4. If I can hear Bad Company playing over your motorcycle speakers 2 miles away from you up on the mountain. You, your motorcycle, and your music are all assholes.
#3 Drives me nuts having to change out the roll every day or 2... What do they do with all that toilet paper?...
Dude. If Mr. or Mrs. Irish catches you in their cabin, I don’t think it’ll be good. At all.