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With the holiday approaching, it nears time for the annual “Airing of Grievances.”
Here are a few things that I think we really need to get cleared up. The faster you understand this, the better we’ll all be.
1.) No, your bullet didn’t “punch straight through the deer too fast to expand.” Bullet expansion happens as long as speed reaches the minimum threshold. It’s not a factor of time inside the body cavity; it is a factor of distance travelled though the cavity. The faster the bullet is going, the faster the expansion happens (to the point of losing structural integrity & disintegrating if going fast enough.)
2.) Candice Owens isn’t a conservative. She is just selling what you are buying.
3.) Just because a person has served in the military does not mean they are a great American that deserves your support/vote. Dan Crenshaw is a pile of crap.
4.) All gun laws are an infringement.
5.) Nobody says that cougars do not exist (we can argue over their presence in AL at a later time)… but for the love of God and all that is holy, there are no large black cats in Alabama (or North America for that matter). You are an idot.
Did I miss anything?
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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When your wife says “I don’t care. Do whatever you want” she really doesn’t mean it.
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Mildly Quirky
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-- If you drink any beer other than Natty Lites, even if it's because you enjoy good beer, you're some kind of hipster doofus flashin' all your money -- "cull deer" is a myth just like black panthers -- men shouldn't wear sandals -- don't put sugar in cornbread -- Little Debbie Christmas Cakes are better than anything else they make
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Footbsll Bat PSYOPS
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Yes. 2 items:
(1) Mexican border security is nonexistant and lawless.
Why can’t I have a dadgum Regular Coke MADE IN THE U.S. WITH CANE SUGAR? (Don’t hand me that “trade war” BS)
(2) Amazon delivery driver comment:
“Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident.” (Uh, no it wasn’t, Tyrone, Hunter, or Conchita)
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Freak of Nature
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With the holiday approaching, it nears time for the annual “Airing of Grievances.”
Here are a few things that I think we really need to get cleared up. The faster you understand this, the better we’ll all be.
1.) No, your bullet didn’t “punch straight through the deer too fast to expand.” Bullet expansion happens as long as speed reaches the minimum threshold. It’s not a factor of time inside the body cavity; it is a factor of distance travelled though the cavity. The faster the bullet is going, the faster the expansion happens (to the point of losing structural integrity & disintegrating if going fast enough.)
2.) Candice Owens isn’t a conservative. She is just selling what you are buying.
3.) Just because a person has served in the military does not mean they are a great American that deserves your support/vote. Dan Crenshaw is a pile of crap.
4.) All gun laws are an infringement.
5.) Nobody says that cougars do not exist (we can argue over their presence in AL at a later time)… but for the love of God and all that is holy, there are no large black cats in Alabama (or North America for that matter). You are an idot.
Did I miss anything?
Agree with all except no 5. I've seen lots of cougars in Alabama. 😁
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Agree on #5. I seen one just the other day she was large and up on a ladder and when she got down appeared to be flirting on her phone. Appeared to be middle aged.
Seen a Black Painter - Cougar Edition. 100% sure of it.
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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Booner
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Remember All guns are loaded, treat them as such.
If you are expecting a package and it is to be delivered by Fed ex, just stop expecting delivery. Good luck, It’s probably in a ditch in St. Clair county somewhere!
Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes
On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here.
On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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GUVNER
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I can't walk around nekkid in Downtown Montgomery anymore without some police officer harassing me!
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Freak of Nature
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Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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1. It's not "I could care less". It's "I couldn't care less". Unless you could actually care less , which means you care.
2. Cor Lok's are and forever will be better than ELDX or Partitions.
3. Covid Conspiracy threads are so 2021. Move forward y'all.
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No politician gives a chit about you or our country - All they care about is getting elected, staying elected, power, and getting rich at your (our) expense. We are simply pawns in their game of chess.
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Can we commit to not talking about Covid or the vaccine in 2022?
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Old Mossy Horns
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Can we commit to not talking about Covid or the vaccine in 2022? Unless we are telling other people to quit talking about it.... I'm in.
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Freak of Nature
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- read the thread before you comment on it.
- if you don’t understand it, then read it again.
- if you bitch about HOA’s then don’t move there.
- it’s not a farm if you ain’t a farmer.
- bucees is the holy grail of gas stations so deal with it.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Video games are not a healthy activity
Last edited by bama_earl; 12/15/21 02:07 PM.
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Alabama has it’s share of idiots. Some visit this site everyday. It’s time we removed warning labels and let nature sort it out.
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Pope of Aldeer and Expert
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Complaining solves nothing. All politicians are scum lower than cockroaches. Guns&ammo equal freedom over tyranny, unfortunately you have to shoot tyrants lots for them to get the message. Always carry be skilled and the gray man(or woman.) Avoid people who engage in stupid groupthink.
Support our country. Kill chickens.
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You kill deer, You do not harvest deer.
You are a douche canoe if you say Hashtag anything or if you say someone "Out Kicked Their Coverage" when you see a pic of wife or GF.
"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
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