(1) Mexican border security is nonexistant and lawless. Why can’t I have a dadgum Regular Coke MADE IN THE U.S. WITH CANE SUGAR? (Don’t hand me that “trade war” BS)
(2) Amazon delivery driver comment: “Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident.” (Uh, no it wasn’t, Tyrone, Hunter, or Conchita)
