Originally Posted by hammerhead
She providing her services or in the open out in the customer's vehicle? If it in the open, set up a motion activated sprinkler

Both, typically. They'll usually start off in the customer's car, then move to the hood/trunk/fender for grand finale. The sprinkler is a great idea... but in this neighborhood if they realized there was water & a hose out there, they'd steal the hose and leave the water running.

Originally Posted by FurFlyin
I'd just put up a sign that says "Obese Hooker here 2-3 nights a week. 2 for 1 special"

That'll run her off.

I've toyed with the idea of printing a "Wall of Shame" and hanging it up out there. Somehow, I don't think her clientele would care.


Originally Posted by Davyalabama
Have you taken her picture to the police? ... They could pay her a visit and warn her about trespassing.

I emailed them all the pictures and time stamps. Haven't heard back from them.

Originally Posted by sluggun
Sho is sexy when she's naked

That's a big negative. Emphasis on the big.


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