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Recently we discovered evidence in our parking lot of some late night rendezvous. We started checking the cameras and have found the same 5'5", 300lb gal "servicing" different clientele in our back lot on a regular basis. Visits happen as early as 10pm and as late as 3am, and may be 2-5 days between incidents, which makes waiting them out up here one night not very realistic. So far, we are having no luck getting rid of her. The first thing we did is change our parking lot timers to stay on. That did nothing. We then added additional motion activated lights in her preferred area. That did nothing. We added signage under the lights advising "NO TRESPASSING" and "YOU ARE ON VIDEO". Still nothing. We've called the police and asked them to make some passes by. I've yet to have a cop on camera (at least in uniform  ) and Big Mama is still playing the pipes. Today I ordered a motion activated siren... hopefully that will irritate them enough to leave. Aside from spending a few nights up here with a paintball gun and a case of beer, does anyone have a suggestion for how to get this gal to set up shop elsewhere?
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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Hell , just charge her a fee .
You get three or four gals to pay you'll be pimping large
Last edited by Frankie; 10/08/21 05:00 PM.
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Get a camera that alerts you when she shows up and either go up there or call the cops when she starts providing her services. You could also use a Richter scale if she’s throwing all that around lol.
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I would swap the paintball gun for some fire crackers, wait till they are indecent, light and throw in their general direction.
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Get your cut off the top and send some fellers her way or start your own parking lot web cam. You have to capitalize on a business opportunity thrown in your lap. In all seriousness, good luck with running off the riff raff.
Last edited by Ryano; 10/08/21 05:04 PM.
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That’s another problem. They are usually here for 20 minutes or less. I’m 45 min from the office and the cops response time is somehow even slower it seems.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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You ain’t got her number by chance do you? Asking for a fren
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Set up a gate drop camera system, it works for all kinds of hogs.
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Set up a gate drop camera system, it works for all kinds of hogs.
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If these fellas are paying by the hour, they ain’t getting their money’s worth.
If they are paying by the pound, it’s a heck of a deal.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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We had a similar issue where I used to work during the summers in college. One morning we rolled up the dock doors on the warehouse and she was laying between the building and dumpster....she had assumed ambient temperature, if you catch my drift.......that problem worked itself out
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Yeah, really ain’t wanting to deal with dead bodies though. Need her to move on before that.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes
On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here.
On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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Aldeer gets 3%. Tell her you want 5% so you have some wiggle room to negotiate.
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🤣 my 1st thought...I dindt say it tho cuz he wasn't feeling good few days ago...hopefully he'll chime in tonight
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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If she's black, he's in. Seriously, though, what an awful problem to have.
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If she's black, he's in. Seriously, though, what an awful problem to have. If she’s black you should definitely call Trutalker. No doubt he’s involved. Ask him to relocate her with a lowboy
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If she's black, he's in. Seriously, though, what an awful problem to have. If she’s black you should definitely call Trutalker. No doubt he’s involved. Ask him to relocate her with a lowboy 
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