LSU- because they know how to have a good time
Florida- Because I liked Spurrier when most folks didn't
Clemson- Because it's Auburn with a lake $1 to Lewis Grizzard
Troy- Because I was a lowly walk-on back when it was Troy State
Kentucky- Because they are actually a fun team to watch and fight hard


"I'd rather go down the river with seven studs than with a hundred ****heads"
- Colonel Charlie Beckwith
Founder Delta Force