Do you have ten toes?
Have you dated any game wardens named TC on the rise?
Has anyone here addressed you as Goober?
Ever stuck your truck in a teaspoon of mud?
Have you ever killed a jack ass with an atv ?
Ever sunk a boat?
Are you wondering about your blinking envelop?
Do you drink Tito’s vodka with green tea?
Would you or have you ever crossed a property line to retrieve a deer?