Originally Posted by Avengedsevenfold
Heading to try to kill a “dominant gobbler” for Chuckles, Chamberlain, and “Hawley”


I called up 2 gobblers and 3 hens. Being the great conservationist that I am, I shot the gobbler that wasn't strutting, thus ensuring that those hens will be bred and reproduce this year. If I had shot the wrong one, it would have been an ecological disaster. Chuckie should have his lackey write up an article on me.

Now I will restrain from hunting for the next 10 days so that my carbon footprint is as small as possible.

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All the labor of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.