One of these dang holidays should be moved to the summertime!
Damn this having two major, family gathering, gut stuffing, hunt interrupting holidays in the middle of deer season.

There ain't no holiday in June or August, let's move one of them!

I vote for Christmas. Theologians speculate that Jesus was actually born in late summer anyway. Let's move Christmas to August.


I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.