I went to a doctors appointment in Mobile one time. When they called me back into the waiting room for the doctor there was a TV mounted on the wall up in the corner of the room. The Show Alaskan Bush People was on. I had no remote and couldn't reach the TV to change the channel. I was in there with that show on for probably 15 minutes before the doctor showed up. If it had been five more minutes I would have had a psychotic episode. I am utterly baffled at what anybody could see in that trash. I'd rather watch a monkey doodle in a pile of elephant crap. When you look at how long that shows been on television it'll tell you everything you need to know about the IQ of the average American


The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren