two buddies were goin huntin one afternoon. Jerry went to the shootin house on a food plot and John went in the woods next to the food plot and sat down by a big oak tree. About an hour later Jerry hears John screamin and hollerin and then he comes bustin out of the woods scared to death and then he runs to the truck. Jerry, knowin his hunt is done with runs to the truck to see what could have possibly happened to his buddy. When Jerry reached the truck John was hunched over pantin and was white as a ghost. Jerry hollered "John are you all right?" When John finally caught his breath he said "Well, when that bear crawled up the tree I was sittin under I didn't move didn't do nuthin. When that rattlesnake crawled across my legs I didn't even flinch. But when them two squirrels run up my britches and said are we gonna eat these here or takem with us I had to get the hell out of there!"
