May be a great time to get in the processing business if you're willing to stand your ground and do it by the books. It's simple really.
Truck pulls up to drop off:
Processor: Hey bud how y'all doing?
Old boy: good u?
Processor: Good.. .That's a nice fat nanny you got there in the bed of that truck.
Old boy: Yep
P: Got your papers?
OB: yup
P: Alright then, how you want her cut up?
Or
P: Got your papers?
OB: Nope screw chuckie
P: Well bring her back when you get your paperwork. We'd love to cut her up for you.
Easy...Peasy
When you hit a check point at the county line, and the Nazi SS troopers turn you back because you don't have your papers, come back and tell us how easy peasy that was
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
