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Booner
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Booner
Joined: Feb 2003
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When I finally got rid of an old boat I told everyone that I was never again gonna acquire anything that was already 20 years old, except for my second wife.
All the labor of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.
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14 point
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Nope. Post menopausal hormone therapy is a wonderful thing They get cranky when they realize they lost the one thing they can use to control their man. My boat doesn't care if I admire other boats.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
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Nope. Post menopausal hormone therapy is a wonderful thing They get cranky when they realize they lost the one thing they can use to control their man. My boat doesn't care if I admire other boats. My boat nor my wife got cranky. LOL
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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3 point
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Rides better with a long shaft...
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Posts: 10,586 Likes: 2
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
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The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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14 point
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My boat doesn’t complain when I “check the oil”
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8 point
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A guy come to my house and gave me a wad of hundred dollar bills and then drug her away
Last edited by slanddeerhunter; 09/05/20 04:43 AM.
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12 point
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8 point
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Paid for and will give me money when it leaves
Cat doctor
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8 point
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Ain’t the prettiest thing but she gets the job done
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,810 Likes: 3
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
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She don’t talk back. She don’t get her feelings hurt. She don’t pout.
Last edited by AC870; 09/05/20 10:02 AM.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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