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Boat does not mind if I dribble a little pee on her...


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She can fit me and 3 buddies comfortably


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I'm 63 and she's 35 smile


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She's black


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Boats and hoes!

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I prefer a dry ride.

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Well I still have my boat, and mine only held my rod.


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Left her tied up at the boat ramp

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Has grass growing under it.

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Originally Posted by Geno
Originally Posted by BCLC
Originally Posted by biscuit1979
I hope my boat doesn't go down on me



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You sir have won the internets

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My boat is hard to start and takes a while to warm up......


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My boat stays dry and under a cover most of the time


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Originally Posted by jbatey1
She can fit me and 3 buddies comfortably

Most women can do that too.


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Originally Posted by FurFlyin
My boat is hard to start and takes a while to warm up......

I think you got the boat confused with the wife. 😂


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Put a red snapper on my boat and she's happy. My wife gets a red snapper and she's mad.....

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Originally Posted by OlTimer
Put a red snapper on my boat and she's happy. My wife gets a red snapper and she's mad.....


It’s easier to wash the snapper smell off the boat

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Much alike actually. Cheaper in the long run to rent both or have a neighbor willing to share


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Originally Posted by Out back
Originally Posted by FurFlyin
My boat is hard to start and takes a while to warm up......

I think you got the boat confused with the wife. 😂


Nope. Post menopausal hormone therapy is a wonderful thing


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I don't use her as often as I should

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