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Boat does not mind if I dribble a little pee on her...
May we all die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse
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Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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She can fit me and 3 buddies comfortably
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I'm 63 and she's 35 
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Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Booner
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Booner
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The harder I practice, the luckier I get.
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14 point
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Gary's Fluffer
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Gary's Fluffer
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8 point
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Well I still have my boat, and mine only held my rod.
Romans 8:1-2 "There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, for the law of the Spirit of Life in Christ Jesus has made me free from the law of Sin and Death"
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Booner
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Booner
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Left her tied up at the boat ramp
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10 point
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Has grass growing under it.
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10 point
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Joined: Oct 2014
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I hope my boat doesn't go down on me ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/CLMSP5zk/6-C6-AD8-CD-7425-49-E2-9-E0-E-9047-E532-A499.gif) You sir have won the internets 
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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My boat is hard to start and takes a while to warm up......
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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My boat stays dry and under a cover most of the time
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
Joined: Oct 2008
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She can fit me and 3 buddies comfortably Most women can do that too.
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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My boat is hard to start and takes a while to warm up...... I think you got the boat confused with the wife. 😂
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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10 point
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10 point
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Put a red snapper on my boat and she's happy. My wife gets a red snapper and she's mad.....
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Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2008
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Put a red snapper on my boat and she's happy. My wife gets a red snapper and she's mad..... It’s easier to wash the snapper smell off the boat
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14 point
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14 point
Joined: Sep 2011
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Much alike actually. Cheaper in the long run to rent both or have a neighbor willing to share
David looney
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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My boat is hard to start and takes a while to warm up...... I think you got the boat confused with the wife. 😂 Nope. Post menopausal hormone therapy is a wonderful thing
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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12 point
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I don't use her as often as I should
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