Originally Posted by Wiley Coyote
Originally Posted by Geno
She needs 1750 hours in a gym and the correct steroids.


She just needs to slide between my sheets! I'm partial to dark completions and dark hair.

That thing is a bean pole. I'd probably poke a hole right through her and come out the other side.


I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.