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10 point
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Me and the kids got bored noticed a fly flying in the kitchen so we baited the microwave and trapped him. We learned that a fly can survive for nearly 1 minute and 30 seconds while being cooked with microwave radiation. We tried first for 30 seconds no luck then 45 then 1minute and finally 1 minute and 30 seconds did him in. Dont ask me why....
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Footbsll Bat PSYOPS
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How long was it for cats? Duh, brain fart. Cats can’t fly. Scratch that question. 
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4 point
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You do know that's how serial killers get their start.
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So really he withstood a total of 3 min 45 sec.
If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
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Footbsll Bat PSYOPS
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From flying cats? Man you crazy. 
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In the 7th grade I guess I smashed between 150 and 200 flies in the pages of my science book. It was trashed before I got it and I thought it was funny at the time. I could picture some girl opening that book the next year, but they got new books so nobody ever said anything to me about it. Looking back, I was extremely lucky that my parents didn't find out about it.
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Old Mossy Horns
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So really he withstood a total of 3 min 45 sec. we gave it a cool down period between trials it honestly surprised me it lasted more than 15 seconds
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So really he withstood a total of 3 min 45 sec. you should see what a roach can take.
Ethical behavior is doing the right thing when no one else is watching - even when doing the wrong thing is legal. Aldo Leopold .. (except when it comes to trailer tags)
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Something is wrong with you, man.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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10 point
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Pretty nasty but I'm very surprised it made it more than 10-15 seconds
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spike
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not bad if you add a some rice.
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14 point
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So when are you going to put your food back in there and reheat?
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Jeffrey Dahmer is proud of you. 
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Isaiah 5:20
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You ever put a marshmallow in there? It is pretty amazing to watch it expand
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Thanks, as if 2020 has not been bag enough. Now we get radiated fly monsters. ![[Linked Image]](https://www.bfi.org.uk/sites/bfi.org.uk/files/news/them-1954-002-ant-desert-1000x750.jpg)
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^ 
No good decision was ever made from a swivel chair.
Gen. Patton
I the Lord search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.
Jeremiah 17:10
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10 pump BB gun...yayyyyyyyyyyyy....gerbil in a pirahna tank is hilarious...actually..all the Joe cartoon is funny..gerbil in a king Fu grip ...man that's funny..ain't thought about these I a long time.....let's get this party started..break out the paint thinner😂
"I dont quit.. And ill fight alone if i have to"
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