I'm just not getting a rifle built buy a guy named Tooter.

That's like going on a road trip hunting and when you get there you realize the fella you were supposed to meet is nick named "Catfish". And you don't know his real name.

Something just don't seem right when you pass the sign that says this is a State Park or Wildlife Refuge.

Shoulda just got a .243.


No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.