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12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jul 2013
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Richer than ten foot up a bulls ass
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Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 382
4 point
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4 point
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“ I’ll put a beating on you Orel Roberts couldn’t pray off”
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,581 Likes: 587
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
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My mom used this one on me quite often:
"You'd make a preacher cuss."
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 2,479
10 point
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10 point
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That truck wouldn’t pull a greasey string out of cats a$$
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,459 Likes: 8
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Oct 2002
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If I fell in a bowl full of titties I would come up sucking a d__k.
If you gonna be stupid you better be tough.
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