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Busy as a one arm paper hanger.
Wild as a gut shot indian.
Micah 6:8
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12 point
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When a buck toof woman leaves the room. Her teef still hangin out.
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12 point
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Drunker than a cricket in a hubcap.
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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3 point
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When someone farts- you tell them somebody is talking shi$ behind their back and they have bad breath
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6 point
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10 point
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He is so bowlegged, he couldn't hem a hog in a ditch. Life is a chit sandwich and everyday is a new bite. I will be on you like white on rice. That boy is a dirt road sport ain't he. She is built like a brick chit house. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped. If wishes were horses ,beggars would ride.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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14 point
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Dumber than a sack of hammers
�Because a well regulated Militia is necessary to
the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep
and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�
-Justice Scalia, June 26, 2008
NRA Life Member
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8 point
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Deader than John Wayne Gacy’s paperboy
Jesus saves,but Moses invests
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You can marry more money in 10 minutes than you can make in a lifetime.
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I am so broke, if sailboats were a penny a piece, all i could do is run the bank yelling thats a damn good deal!
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10 point
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Ya mama so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of her.
If it's got tires or tits, sooner or later you're going to have trouble with it.
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12 point
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12 point
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Messed up as a soup sandwich
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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SOA Professional
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SOA Professional
Joined: Jun 2012
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My dad when spraying pb blaster or wd-40 on a rusty bolt. "Let's hit it with a little jism juice".
Always thought that one was odd
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Feb 2008
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Shakin like a dog crapping peach seeds.
Actually heard this today when a older gentleman I know was talking about his grandson about to shoot a monster buck! Dr. B
AKA: “Dr. B”
Aldeer #121
8-3-2000
Proud alum of AUM, UAB, and UA
2023-2024 ALdeer Deer Contest Champions
2024-2025 ALdeer Deer Contest Champions
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2002
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A feller talking about fighting said "I'll be hitting you so hard and fast you'll be hollering y'all quit"\
Another feller talking about fighting said "If I get on you it's gonna take a wrecker to pull me off"
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Old Mossy Horns
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The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
We just know what works for us.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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10 point
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Keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. Winter is coming ,hogs are toten sticks.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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You could screw up a 2 car funeral
You play chity games you win chity prizes
This one I heard the other day and bout fell out "he's happier than Richard Simmons in a barrel of greased arse holes"
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Waiting on a Woman.....Oh we all have!!!!!!!!!
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spike
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It don’t matter where you are there you are.
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