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7 members (cmontgomery, BamaGuitarDude, AU coonhunter, coosabuckhunter, Emile, Curdoggin, 1 invisible),
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 22,820 Likes: 197
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Isaiah 5:20
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14 point
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When referring to a very animated, upset individual ... "Jumping up and down like a one legged man at an ass kickin' contest"
There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!
~ unknown
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It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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I feel like I been shot at and missed and sh!t at and hit.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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I’m happier than a cold hog in warm mud.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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It’s colder than a well diggers ass in Utah.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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14 point
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It’s colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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14 point
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That women is a butter head. Everything looks good but her head.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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SO slow you gold mold growing on you.
slicker than owl doodoo..
look like a gut with the shucks slung out of it.
look like a hog on ice ( when someone is sick and pale looking)
HOTTER than a fat girl on prom night!
Last edited by Shaneomac2; 01/27/20 02:39 PM.
Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
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That women is hot as a 2 dollar pistol.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Dry as a popcorn fart
Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit (when something won't give up)
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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3 point
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Good lord willing and the creek dont rise.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Uglier than a bag of buttholes.
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Handy as pockets on underwear
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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
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there it is....I knew I missed it the first time through
experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
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Booner
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Booner
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He has such bad luck he could fall in a barrel full of t!tt!es and come out with a pecker.
"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
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Sweating like a (Democrat) trying to read.
Bite off more than you can chew and chew like hell
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Mr. Turkey
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Mr. Turkey
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If fat geese was a dime a dozen I couldn’t kiss a hummingbird’s ass
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4 point
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Ole Leroy is pissing like a cow on flat rock
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