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AC870 #3024797 01/27/20 01:48 PM
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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crazy as a sprayed roach


Isaiah 5:20
AC870 #3024811 01/27/20 02:04 PM
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14 point
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When referring to a very animated, upset individual ... "Jumping up and down like a one legged man at an ass kickin' contest"


There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!

~ unknown
AC870 #3024829 01/27/20 02:19 PM
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It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024832 01/27/20 02:21 PM
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I feel like I been shot at and missed and sh!t at and hit.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024835 01/27/20 02:25 PM
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I’m happier than a cold hog in warm mud.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024836 01/27/20 02:26 PM
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It’s colder than a well diggers ass in Utah.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024837 01/27/20 02:27 PM
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It’s colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024839 01/27/20 02:30 PM
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That women is a butter head. Everything looks good but her head.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024841 01/27/20 02:34 PM
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SO slow you gold mold growing on you.

slicker than owl doodoo..

look like a gut with the shucks slung out of it.

look like a hog on ice ( when someone is sick and pale looking)

HOTTER than a fat girl on prom night!

Last edited by Shaneomac2; 01/27/20 02:39 PM.

Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
AC870 #3024842 01/27/20 02:34 PM
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That women is hot as a 2 dollar pistol.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
AC870 #3024850 01/27/20 02:39 PM
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Dry as a popcorn fart

Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit (when something won't give up)


No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
AC870 #3024851 01/27/20 02:40 PM
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Good lord willing and the creek dont rise.

AC870 #3024856 01/27/20 02:44 PM
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Old Mossy Horns
Old Mossy Horns
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Uglier than a bag of buttholes.

AC870 #3024857 01/27/20 02:45 PM
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Handy as pockets on underwear

AC870 #3024869 01/27/20 02:53 PM
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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

Fuzzy_Bunny #3024874 01/27/20 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy_Bunny
Like tits on a boat hog


there it is....I knew I missed it the first time through


experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
AC870 #3024882 01/27/20 03:04 PM
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Booner
Booner
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He has such bad luck he could fall in a barrel full of t!tt!es and come out with a pecker.


"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
AC870 #3024895 01/27/20 03:19 PM
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Sweating like a (Democrat) trying to read.


Bite off more than you can chew and chew like hell
AC870 #3024939 01/27/20 04:07 PM
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Mr. Turkey
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If fat geese was a dime a dozen I couldn’t kiss a hummingbird’s ass

AC870 #3024954 01/27/20 04:18 PM
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Ole Leroy is pissing like a cow on flat rock

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