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Old Mossy Horns
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Grandpaw used to say when you didn't like something Granny cooked " You aint gotta like it, it just has to fill you up and make a turd." My grandfather talked about when food wasn’t too good but the situation required you to eat it. “Just waller it and swaller it.”
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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pic perv
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One of my favorites from my Dad. "Grinnin like a mule eating briars"
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Paw Paw use to say, "Keep your nose clean and don't take any wooden nickels".
I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
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Another good one . "Love is blind but marriage is an eye opener".
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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My college roommate when talking about having to do something you didn't want to do:
"If you gotta eat sh*t, take big bites"
Isaiah 5:20
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Hottr a p#%^*y in a pepper patch
Shakin like a dog crapping peach seeds.
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I got the world by the tail and a downhill pull.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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Crazy as a sprayed roach.
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Freak of Nature
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Had a buddy that saw a girl smiling at him with a gap in her teeth and said "I don't know if I should smile back or kick a field goal."
Same friend saw a buck tooth girl and said "she could eat corn through a chain link fence".
" I do view Jim Waltz as a really good Presidential candidate"
Bama_Earl
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Got to crap like a crippled coon
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Freak of Nature
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Three out of four people....... make up 75% of the worlds population...
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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All from my grandpa
“It’ll make a turd” (bad food)
“Tighter than Dick’s hatband”
“Harder than woodpecker lips”
“Pecker must still be growin’” (when you’re splitting wood and can’t hit the same spot twice)
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Freak of Nature
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LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Worthless as tits on boar hog
Hills are Steeper than a cows face
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Doesn’t Know His Code
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Go truck your mother.
Happier than a fag with a bag full of d!cks.
IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
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Slicker than a moles nose
Not all Indians were hunters some toted firewood
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Freak of Nature
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Wherever you go, there you are.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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