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Joined: Nov 2014
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Old Mossy Horns
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I thought I’d heard em all but I heard one this week I’d never heard before and I plan to incorporate it.
It is:
You can put sugar on a possum but it’s still a possum.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Booner
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8 point
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Hotter than two rats f**kin in a wool sock
Slicker than snot on a glass door knob
Wronger than two boys kissing
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Booner
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Grandmother used to say
"Just because a dog lays down don't mean it wont bite"
This was in reference to someone who isn't ever nice being unusually nice
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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10 point
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10 point
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Tighter than skin on a weenie
Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
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10 point
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“Everything Woke Turns To SH_T” Donald J. Trump
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8 point
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Slicker than greased owl chit
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6 point
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crazier than a run over dog
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10 point
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10 point
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Nuttier than squirrel turds
Crazier than a rodeo goat
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Both my grandmothers were full of them . One when people were bragging on their kids would say " every old crow thinks his little uns is the blackest".
One of the other ones was advice " marry for money and buy what you love".
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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10 point
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you had better not be there and you had better not be gone
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Slower than smoke off owls mess.
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Freak of Nature
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I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Freak of Nature
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A cat can have kittens in an oven but that don't make them biscuits.
Gal was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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10 point
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Guddern snuff not near as dusty.
Referring to the cost of something. “That chit is higher than giraffe p#$$y”.
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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A situation becomes a crisis when cattle or women stampede.
Isaiah 5:20
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14 point
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Grandpaw used to say when you didn't like something Granny cooked " You aint gotta like it, it just has to fill you up and make a turd."
Free men aren't equal and equal men aren't free! I choose to defend my freedom!
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4 point
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4 point
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Your Lower than whale shucks
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