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by CatHeadBiscuit - 09/01/26 02:02 PM
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Boo Boo Head
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I turned 40 this past July. I feel 21. But I always have.
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Freak of Nature
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Sitting on your balls will make you jump like a young man. Just wait till they hang into the toilet water ......
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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10 point
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So what is the whole thing with saggy balls anyway? Bastards are all over the place! However, I did discover Duluth trading company underwear. They maybe $30 each but your boys stay gathered up and you damn sure won’t be sitting on them!
Hunting brings out the worst in people.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Sitting on your balls will make you jump like a young man. Just wait till they hang into the toilet water ......  you ever had a turd bump into the back of one of them while they were soaking.... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Boo Boo Head
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Old Mossy Horns
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yours aint dropped yet 257.... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Boo Boo Head
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Boo Boo Head
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Yea no. My nuts ain’t fishing up a turd. That’s retarded.
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Old Mossy Horns
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It was just a little stupid joke dude....carry on.... 
Last edited by DeerNutz0U812_; 11/22/19 11:16 PM.
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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12 point
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This thread has got me crying. Reading it to my wife and the look on her face is priceless
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GUVNER
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Women complain about their boobs saggin' as they get older.
We don't get no sympathy.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Old Mossy Horns
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Just wait until you sit in a warm tub of water to sooth your aching lower back and your boys float up to the top.
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Depending on just how much less uncomfortable it would be or how vain one might be, one might look into "scrotoplasty" (yes, that is a real thing and some women have their playground surgically lifted and tightened up as well).
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.---Winnie the Pooh
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Talking Turkey
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When I was 25 nobody complained about things that were considered normal behavior. Now what I call normal behavior is apparently a bad thing. I know what you mean. A baby drinks a whole bottle and folks are proud. I do it and apparently I’m an alcoholic.
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GUVNER
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Depending on just how much less uncomfortable it would be or how vain one might be, one might look into "scrotoplasty" (yes, that is a real thing and some women have their playground surgically lifted and tightened up as well).
Melinda you got Clayne, and you are blessed to have him. But his conversation might make him uncomfortable. Just saying.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Turned 40 in Feb. Still getting along just fine. But dang I dont tolerate dumb stuff or folks like I used to.
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GUVNER
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GUVNER
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Turned 40 in Feb. Still getting along just fine. But dang I dont tolerate dumb stuff or folks like I used to. I agree
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Freak of Nature
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Turned 40 in Feb. Still getting along just fine. But dang I dont tolerate dumb stuff or folks like I used to. I agree I've never been able to tolerate stupid folks, guess that's why most of my knuckles on my right hand are flat 😀 Oh and Ben don't ya have employees toting the heavy stuff now? 😁 Hell i try not to tote the big stuff at work anymore, but Ol' pops still try's to make the island Cabinets as big as he can, so every once in a while I still go on an install 😫🤣
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Grumpy Old Man
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Depending on just how much less uncomfortable it would be or how vain one might be, one might look into "scrotoplasty" (yes, that is a real thing and some women have their playground surgically lifted and tightened up as well).
The wife and I just turn off the lights before we get naked. That way we can imagine how we looked 30 years ago.
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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Freak of Nature
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Depending on just how much less uncomfortable it would be or how vain one might be, one might look into "scrotoplasty" (yes, that is a real thing and some women have their playground surgically lifted and tightened up as well).
The wife and I just turn off the lights before we get naked. That way we can imagine how we looked 30 years ago. There's a waitress at a Casino in Mississippi that had that Surgery done (she was telling us about it) think she's only like 40ish too lol. Think she called it a coochie rejuvenation 🤣🤣🤣
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Depending on just how much less uncomfortable it would be or how vain one might be, one might look into "scrotoplasty" (yes, that is a real thing and some women have their playground surgically lifted and tightened up as well).
The wife and I just turn off the lights before we get naked. That way we can imagine how we looked 30 years ago. There's a waitress at a Casino in Mississippi that had that Surgery done (she was telling us about it) think she's only like 40ish too lol. Think she called it a coochie rejuvenation 🤣🤣🤣 Wow what did you order for her to tell you that. Annnd she had it done when she’s forty. I didn’t think it wore out that soon LOL
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