Originally Posted by TexasHuntress
Depending on just how much less uncomfortable it would be or how vain one might be, one might look into "scrotoplasty" (yes, that is a real thing and some women have their playground surgically lifted and tightened up as well).


The wife and I just turn off the lights before we get naked.
That way we can imagine how we looked 30 years ago.


I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.