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GUVNER
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Ya'll need to get some of this, better than an Aldeer sticker. Its better to smell you than see you!  https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Avon/Leather-Cologne-47937.html
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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14 point
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What were you googling to stumble up on this skinny? 🤷🏻♂️
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Booner
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There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
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8 point
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So you're peddling Avon now.
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So you're peddling Avon now. Gotta be better than peddling tricycles for the circus like Phil army does
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Old Mossy Horns
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My wife likes to shop at Bath and Body Works. A few months ago she came home from a trip to the Gadsden Mall and told me that she had bought me something. I was imagining a new knife, book, a BBQ sandwich, etc. anything other than the mahogany scented hand lotion that she pulled out of the bag. I don't know what she was thinking. I have only used hand lotion four or five times in the 33 years that we have been together. Each of those times was when my hands were so dried and cracked that they were bleeding. I told her I already had a bottle of Cornhuskers lotion that's 10 years old. She said "but it smells good ". She still doesn't get it. I don't want it, don't need it, won't use it. Anybody want a bottle of Mahogany hand lotion? 
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Old Mossy Horns
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My wife likes to shop at Bath and Body Works. A few months ago she came home from a trip to the Gadsden Mall and told me that she had bought me something. I was imagining a new knife, book, a BBQ sandwich, etc. anything other than the mahogany scented hand lotion that she pulled out of the bag. I don't know what she was thinking. I have only used hand lotion four or five times in the 33 years that we have been together. Each of those times was when my hands were so dried and cracked that they were bleeding. I told her I already had a bottle of Cornhuskers lotion that's 10 years old. She said "but it smells good ". She still doesn't get it. I don't want it, don't need it, won't use it. Anybody want a bottle of Mahogany hand lotion? lot of married guys using "hand" lotion every night
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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14 point
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She just wants you to use it right before sexy time. Give her what she wants!
"In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in time of peace, for Lord's sake, send them to somebody else." General Edward H. Plummer
"Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight." Jeff Cooper
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GUVNER
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GUVNER
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During one of my jobs, I found a bottle of this at an obvious old house trailer site. When I was walking I said to the crew...I found a Foot! They had no idea what the heck I was saying and figured I was crazy from the heat. But i did find a bottle of Leather for Men that smells like old boots.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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GUVNER
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GUVNER
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Be Manly..Leather for Men
buy Avon. HAH!
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Booner
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My wife likes for me to smell like a man, a hard working, sweaty manly man.  I have rarely ever used after shave products and have never used cologne in my life. No need to start now. I'm not going to knock anyone who does use it. To each his own... 
Cuz-Pat
Patton's European Mounts
Professional Quality Skull & Antler Taxidermy
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Boo Boo Head
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Freak of Nature
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She still doesn't get it. I don't want it, don't need it, won't use it. Anybody want a bottle of Mahogany hand lotion? Sounds to me like you don't get it and won't be getting it for awhile.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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GUVNER
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Its Leather old boot smell....for men, What's the problem?
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Booner
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Its Leather old boot smell....for men, What's the problem? That might work okay.
Cuz-Pat
Patton's European Mounts
Professional Quality Skull & Antler Taxidermy
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Boo Boo Head
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My wife doesn’t like my old leather boots in the house. They stay muddy
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Skinny, it's as plain as day- you like a little leather in your lovin'.😎
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She still doesn't get it. I don't want it, don't need it, won't use it. Anybody want a bottle of Mahogany hand lotion? Sounds to me like you don't get it and won't be getting it for awhile. Only when I want it. PM your address. I'll send you the bottle if you need it to get a little.
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Skinny, it's as plain as day- you like a little leather in your lovin'.😎 He ain't wearing that stuff for the wife. 
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