My wife likes to shop at Bath and Body Works. A few months ago she came home from a trip to the Gadsden Mall and told me that she had bought me something. I was imagining a new knife, book, a BBQ sandwich, etc. anything other than the mahogany scented hand lotion that she pulled out of the bag. I don't know what she was thinking. I have only used hand lotion four or five times in the 33 years that we have been together. Each of those times was when my hands were so dried and cracked that they were bleeding. I told her I already had a bottle of Cornhuskers lotion that's 10 years old. She said "but it smells good ". She still doesn't get it. I don't want it, don't need it, won't use it. Anybody want a bottle of Mahogany hand lotion?
