I seen all kinds of crazy crap in my 33 years at APCO. We found a couple extra well done in what we called a doghouse. Bank of transformers in a big metal enclosure. They were try to steal copper and apparently thought it was dead because the business was closed. It wasn't. Crispy Critters. Walked around the corner of a house one day and a fellow panicked and tried to snatch his homade jumpers out of his meter socket with his bare hands. Knocked on the ground where he squirmed around screaming. No last damage, at least not physically. LOL