I'm actually the good guy. I'm preventing your wife from making a bigger mistake that she'll regret forever. When a desperate wife comes to me for relief, I'm the good guy. I'm not going to stalk her, or harass her, and I'll never rub it in your face.
As I see it, I'm providing a service to my community. And, because I'm the good guy, I'll make sure that your wife comes home safely. I'll take good care of her and treat her with respect and dignity.
