This reminds me of a funny story about a guy taking a piss in a public restroom at mall. Smiths center rolls in for a “field trip”. One special feller is in a stall and the guy using the urinal here’s the door slam open and a buncha mumbling about needing his ass wiped. Guy in urinal looks back n all he can see is a salami slapping between the knees of a special fella. He bout snagged his pecker in his zipper trying to hurry n get outta there before that thing got hard.
