Take a hammer and hit that burner while you cuss it real good....That'll fix it...
I remember one time when I was a kid. I had this old crappy lawn mower I was using to cut grass to make a little extra money. One day the preacher rode by on a nice new 10 speed bicycle. He stopped to talk. He asked me if the lawn mower was any good. I told him, "It gets the job done." He asked me if I wanted to trade his 10 speed bike for the mower and of course i said, "Sure."
A couple of days later I rode by on my new bike enjoying the day and I see the preacher working on the mower so I stopped. I asked him what was the matter and he asked, "How do you get it started?" I said, "You pull on the cord about 10 times and the cuss and then pull on it about 10 more times and then cuss and then you pull on it about 10 more times and it usually cranks right up.
He looked at me and told me quite frankly, "I don't cuss."
I told him, "Preacher, you keep pulling on that chord and it will come back to you."
