Originally Posted by Morris
Originally Posted by ACT3
Heard this one this morning and i absolutely hate it coming from the wife "Its Fine"



Which normally equals trouble.

OH hell!
That's the worst one ever!
My wife used to have a habit of saying, "just do whatever you want".
So, one night, I threw her on the floor and broke her arm. She don't say that anymore.


I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.