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Perchjerker ended up with his because he misspelled penis. 
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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14 point
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I was born with it, so.... Me too. Your middle name is _? Huh, didn't know that.  It’s pronounced “under score” Must be French
Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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6 point
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Friend said I sounded like Foghorn Leghorn!
Retired US Navy Corpsman Life is too short to hunt with any ugly dog!
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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FIFY SHAW "I love kinky behavior in my man." Payback is hell Sonny! 
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First letter of my last name, college mascot, college football number.
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Reminds me of a old guy I use to work with. He moved here from Ohio. Said his name was Lee. Over the years every time he got a phone call the people asked for Edward. So someone asked why are they asking for Edward. He said “ that’s my name but I’ve always wanted to be called Lee so that’s what I said it was when I moved here.”
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Name is Jon. Friends called me Jono fro some reason. I was 23 when I made the account.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Name is Jon. Friends called me Jono fro some reason. I was 23 when I made the account. And all this time I thought it was meant to be pronounced like Joe no 23.
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8 point
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ACT = first initials of kids names. There are 3 (that I know of 🤣)
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I have to buy a new company truck every few years and I love F150’s. I’ve had a 95,96,99,2000,04,06, and a 10.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Freak of Nature
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Name is Jon. Friends called me Jono fro some reason. I was 23 when I made the account. And all this time I thought it was meant to be pronounced like Joe no 23. I don't know why but I read "Joe no 23" in an asian accent.
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14 point
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Lipham. From the town of Leppe in Hampshire England.
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.” -- Thomas Jefferson
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Old Mossy Horns
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Name is Jon. Friends called me Jono fro some reason. I was 23 when I made the account. And all this time I thought it was meant to be pronounced like Joe no 23. I don't know why but I read "Joe no 23" in an asian accent. How did that happen? I wrote it with a Reggae dialect.
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12 point
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Law school buddies gave me mine.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Pure bred southerner. There ain’t a yankee in my family tree.
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Pure bred southerner. There ain’t a yankee in my family tree. Is that possible?
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There are people that like to shoot deer and there are people that only like to shoot big mature deer. I believe the regulations should allow both so that deer hunting is (insert drum roll here) FUN4ALL!
"After all, it is not the killing that brings satisfaction; it is the contest of skill and cunning. The true hunter counts his achievement in proportion to the effort involved and the fairness of the sport." Dr. Saxton Pope
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Where I went to college and the year I graduated.
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Whild_Bill
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It’s a bit froggy but I think it all happened the night I double lunged a huge seven pointer only seen once on this land the year before by the caretaker Minnie wife of Bennie andbhe called him Uranus. Not sure why but that was his name. This was in Orrseville Alabama not far from Selma. My buddy put me out and told me to climb behind a field they called the Hilton. This was my first time on the land. I studied the holler behind the field and saw a good funnel a ridge over so I went there seen a wet weather creek with a stand of pin oaks in a flat. Climes one and 45 minutes here he come through. He was with five doe headed away from me. The ladies was eating 75 yard from me and he was staying real close. They started moving farther away and it was make a move or let him go. I snort wheeze. He starts making a scrape. I wheeze again and he circles back around but the circle may bring him in range. He gets to 32 yards and I let him take a muzzy. Long story later we finally get him. 148” seven and we are ready to party. This is like 1991. Charlie Browns here we come. I’m buying drinks like it’s 1999 and Prince is about to play. Well we shut CB DOWN. Next thing I know everyone in my crew is gone. Here I am alone in the parking lot and not able tonhardly stand up even drive. So I take my four wheeler offf the trailer and gonna make a run back to camp but not sure how to get back being all dark. I’d forgotten I had the bucks rack strapped to the back of my wheeler. I think I’m almost back to vamp and MR green jeans pulls me over. Best I can remember he asks my name and if I’d been drinking. So of course I make up a name. My name is bill. He says, boy by the looks of this you must be a whild bill. I say yes sir that’s my name Whild Bill. He said that’s a mighty fine buck you got ther whild bill. I said you’re doggon right it is sir. He said why do you just have the antlers where’s the rest of the seer. I said I have it to Minnie. He said Minnie who lives in the White House by the railroad tracks? I said what other Minnie would I be talking about mister sir? He said if you have the meat to her than you’re a friend of mine. I said that’s our Minnie sir. He escorted me the rest of the five miles back to the camp house I was going the wrong direction. He said I know where your truck is at Charlie Browns and it had not better move until 9 am or I’m giving you a dui. He made me sign a napkim with my name and I signed it Whild Bill and he placed it on my winshield. When I got ther at 7am and got my truck I left a note in the parking spot and it said thank you sir but we just know what works for us
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