My wife has a cousin who they all make fun of her because for years on Aerosmiths' "Dude Looks Like a Lady", she sang "Do the funky lady".
My own is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light". I still don't know the lyrics but sing it as "Rolling like a douche in the middle of the night". Like I said, I don't know the correct lyrics, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't sing about feminine hygiene products.
