Some good ones I’ve heard people say
“I’ll fire up” instead of “Elvira”
“Eggs delight” instead of “Exit light” from that Metallica song
“Here we are now, in containers” instead of “here we are now, entertain us” from smells like teen spirit
“Where the grass is green and the girls have titties” instead of “girls are pretty”
“Hold me closer Tony Danes”