Settled in for a mid day/ afternoon sit in a shooting house with Eli. He’s been passing does waiting on some horns to show up. I’d rather sit here then watch a 7 million dollar idiot make a fool out of himself and the university!

The secret to a long marriage is to keep on dating, just as you did before marriage. We have "date night" once a week.
Hers is Saturday, mine is Thursday.

The only time a married woman gives those is if your not married to them!