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I found a cache of my moms old silver ware. It included 4 sporks. Those things can do it all at the dinner table. I love my sporks. What says Aldeer?


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Perfect instrument to take backpacking when eating on the trail.


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These are silverware sporks?
I’ve only seen the plastic ones I think.


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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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I like them.


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Originally Posted by AC870
These are silverware sporks?
I’ve only seen the plastic ones I think.


Metal spork=Can't hide money.

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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Originally Posted by AU7MM08
Originally Posted by AC870
These are silverware sporks?
I’ve only seen the plastic ones I think.


Metal spork=Can't hide money.


Fine Chinnete.


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Don't ever bring a fork to a spork fight!


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Pro spork

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What a time to be alive. Behold the tactical spork.
https://www.amazon.com/Ka-Bar-Tactical-Spork-Spoon-9909/dp/B01FYJ6ICK

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I asked my wife if I could spork her last night.
She told me I must be out of my damn mind.


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Originally Posted by AC870
These are silverware sporks?
I’ve only seen the plastic ones I think.


Cause plastic ones are the only ones they’ll allow in County....

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Spork yeah!!!


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I would have liked to hear the conversation when your genius mom was trying to explain it to your hard headed dad.... grin


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The spork....there is no con or downside. I used to have one where the handle was a butter knife. Now that was the ultimate. Lost it somewhere on the AT. I have multiple metal sporks for backpacking and camping.

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Originally Posted by AU7MM08
Originally Posted by AC870
These are silverware sporks?
I’ve only seen the plastic ones I think.


Metal spork=Can't hide money.



lol


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Straycat, that was the ultimate eating utensil. My wife was sick of seeing me use the spork when “company” was over for supper. So, I found an old eyeglass case and put a spork in it. The next time we went to a nice restaurant. I waited for the waitress to show up before opening the case revealing the greatest eating utensil since God gave man fingers. I proudly handed back my spoon and fork and told the young lady that I preferred my finely crafted spork. My wife was almost under the table with embarrassment.


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It's everything that a chopstick is not.


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Sporks are the single biggest reason I still like Taco Bell. Even as a kid I admired the ingenuity. I always think of them when I'm struggling to eat English Peas with a dang fork.

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It's everything that a chopstick is not.


Chopsticks in America are for pretentious people with to much time on their hands.

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I can’t see a spork at Taco Bell without knowing it has the potential to be Batman. I can’t possibly think of a downside to that.


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