I did some number crunching this Spring while writing the check for my lease.

What I have paid in the last 20 years for clubs and leases, I could have owned one helluva piece of Bama property. And don't even get me started on what I've spent on Beer...


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.